Naomi Wildman and Tom Paris Jr(TJ)
by Voyager_2002_4ever

Disclaimers: See part one
Rating: PG-13 because of corporal punishment.
Summary: Naomi and TJ are causing trouble aboard
Voyager.
Notes: *words enclosed like this* are thoughts and x***x means
cussing words. I have devided the parts into scenes.

In Chak's office Sam,B'El,Chak, Kat and I waited. *Naomi
is going to get her first whipping.* *I am gonna whip TJ's
behind until he can't sit down. I know B'El will feel the same.*
*TJ will wish he had NEVER did this. I know Tom will feel the
same way.*
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Naomi and TJ were running away from Harry and Tuvok
and didn't see where they were going and ran into Seven.
Seven grabbed them and called for a site to site transport
to the Captain's ready room. She asked the computer where
she was and it said she was in Chak's office. She asked for
a site to site transport to Chak's office.
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Kat,Chak,B'El,Sam and I were sitting around
worrying when suddenly a very familiar voice caught
our attention.

7: Captain, I believe your orders were to bring ENSIGN Naomi
Wildman and ENSIGN Thomas Eugene Paris, Jr., you when they are
found.

J: Thank you Seven.

7: You're...welcome, Captain.

J: Janeway to transporter room two.

??:Yes, Captain?

J: Seven to beam to my ready room.

In less than five seconds we were in her ready room.

J: Computer, initiate privacy lock authorization Janeway pi
4232001. You guys are the youngest people ever to be in
Starfleet under a Captain's order. You guys are only eight years old.

She walked over to Naomi.

J: Ensign Naomi Wildman, you are hereby stripped of the rank
of Ensign to the rank of Crewman. You are sentenced to one
week in the brig. Do you have anything to say?

N: Only that I'm sorry.

J: Commander, take her to the brig. Sam, you can go too

C: Aye Captain.

She then walked over to TJ.

J: Ensign Thomas Eugene ParisJr., are hereby stripped of
the rank of Ensign to the rank of Crewman. Do you have
anything to say?

TJ: Only that it's Icheb's fault.

At that moment Chak had returned.

J: Commander , take him to the brig. Tom and B'El you can
go with them if you want.

C: Aye Captain.

On our way to the brig TJ started screaming and ran.
Chak, B'El and I ran after him. I increased my speed
and grabbed TJ.

TP: You're already getting two spankings when you get home.
Do you want to make it four?

TJ: No.

TP: Well, then I suggest you stop and behave.

When they got to the brig I carried TJ into the cell and
placed him on the bed and exited the cell. TJ started bawling.
TJ tried to run out of the cell but the forcefield was raised
before he could get out.

TJ: Let me out of here! Please! I don't wanna stay in here!

He sank to the ground crying. After seeing that we pulled Kat
aside and said,"Captain if we promise to make sure they never do
it again will you let them out early?"

J: How are you gonna make sure that they don't do this again?

I whispered something in her ear.

J: Oh. Ensign lower the force field.
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Since B'Elanna had to go back on duty I took TJ back to
our quarters.

TP: Thomas Eugene Paris Jr., to your room. I am so angry at you
right now.

TJ: I'm sorry.

TP: GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW!!

TJ: I'm really sorry.

TP: Computer, activate privacy lock authorization Paris delta six
nine two zero zero one.

CPU: Privacy lock in place.

I walked across the room and grabbed him by the arm and
marched him to the couch. I pulled his pants and underwear
down and pulled him across my lap.

TP: TJ, before I punish you I want to tell you how I feel and how
you will feel after I punish you. I am VERY angry and disappointed
with you. NOT ONLY DID YOU DO SOMETHING WRONG AND
STUPID, YOU LIED, YOU WERE RUDE AND DISRESPECTFUL TO
COMMANDER CHAK! YOU ALSO TRIED TO BLAME ICHEB! AFTER I
GET THROUGH BLISTERING YOUR BUTT YOU WILL FEEL LIKE YOU SAT
ON ROCKS THAT WERE HEATED WITH A PHASER! AFTER I HAVE
PUNISHED YOU AND YOU HAVE CALMED DOWN YOU WILL
APOLOGIZE TO COMMANDER CHAK!!

The first spank caught him off guard. SPANK!

TJ: OWWWWWW!

SPANK! SPANK! SPANK! SPANK! SPANK! SPANK! SPANK! SPANK!
SPANK! SPANK! SPANK! SPANK! SPANK!

TJ: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHUH! D-DAD STOP P-PLEASE!

Now TJ tried to cover his sore bottom. I moved his hands and
picked up a wooden hairbrush. SPANK! SPANK! SPANK! SPANK! SPANK!
SPANK! SPANK! SPANK! SPANK! SPANK! SPANK! SPANK! SPANK! SPANK!
SPANK! SPANK! SPANK! SPANK! SPANK! SPANK! SPANK! He was wailing
now.

TJ: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Then I used a ping pong paddle. SPANK! SPANK! SPANK! SPANK!
SPANK! SPANK! SPANK! SPANK! SPANK! SPANK! SPANK! SPANK!
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SPANK! SPANK! SPANK! SPANK! SPANK! TJ: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! =/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\= His butt was very red. I pulled his pants and underwear back up.
As soon as his pants and underwear touched his very sore backside
he yelped. He laid his head on my shoulder and continued shrieking.
I rubbed his back and made soft calming noises to help him calm down.
He was shaking. I hugged him tighter and walked around the room
with him. He was just sobbing now. I removed the privacy lock.

TP: Computer, remove privacy lock authorization Paris delta six nine
two zero zero one.

CPU: Privacy lock removed.

TP: Come on son lets go see Commander Chak.

I put him down and we left.
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TP: Commander, I believe that TJ has something to tell you.

TJ: I am sorry I lied, was rude and disrespectful to you, Commander
Chakotay.

Chak bent down so that he and TJ were face to face.

C: Apology excepted, TJ.
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When we got back to our quarters B'Elanna was there. TJ started
crying because he knows he is gonna get spanked
again. B'Elanna chose to spank him with a ping pong paddle.
She pulled his pants down and was about to pull his
underwear down but saw that it was VERY red. She
looked at me questionably.

TP: 70.

She left his underwear up and put him across her lap. I activated
the privacy lock.

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TJ: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!OOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWW
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
WWWWW! MMMOOOMMMM PPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSEEEEEE STTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP! IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT HHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUURRRRRRT
TTTS SOOOOOOOOOOOO BBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAADD
DDDDDDDDD! I'LL BBBBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEE GGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDD!
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B'Elanna pulled up TJ's pants. When the pants
touched his VERY VERY sore behind he screamed.
He started jumping around holding his behind and
screaming with tears running down his face. He ran to
his room and lay face down on his bed. I looked at
the clock it was 1800 hours. B'Elanna and I decided
to use some salve to help relieve the soreness. It was
decided that B'Elanna would hold TJ and I would
apply the salve. We went into his room. He had taken
his pants off to relieve the pain. B'Elanna held him while
I pulled his underwear down and begun. When I put the
salve on he howled. I tried to hurry up so that I didn't
cause him anymore pain. When I finished B'El brought
TJ his night shirt. He put it on.

TP: Why did you reprogram the replicators?

TJ: It's a long story.

BT-P: Go ahead and tell us.

=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\= TJ: Okay, here it is. It all started on Stardate 8006.23 the day of the
away mission to retrieve dilithium. When Naomi and I heard Captain
Janeway and Commander Chakotay composing the away team. You,mom,Harry,Tuvok and she hadn't decided on anyone else.
We asked could we go and she said no because we were too young.
Our feelings were hurt. Then Neelix suggested Icheb. She put
Icheb on the away team. As you can imagine Naomi and I were mad.
We couldn't believe that she picked 'we are the Borg, you
will be assimilated, resistance is futile' Icheb over us. Remember
when we went to the holodeck and said we wanted to run my park
program?

BT-P: Yes

TJ: We lied. That is where we came up with the plan. We knew
only the Chief Engineer could reprogram the replicators. So all
I said was 'computer reprogram all replicators to only replicate
cake.,authorization Torres gamma two zero zero two.' And
it was finished. The next day we were in the middle of reprograming
them again when Commander Chakotay caught us. You know the rest.
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Part Three
Disclaimers: See part one.
Rating: See part two.
Summary: See part one.

SW: Naomi Wildman, go to your room. I am so angry at
you right now.

N: I'm sorry.

SW: GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW!!

N: I'm really sorry.

SW: Computer activate privacy lock authorization Wildman delta six
nine two zero zero one.

CPU: Privacy lock in place.

I walked across the room and grabbed her by the arm and marched
her to the couch. I pulled her pants and underwear down and
pulled her across my lap.

SW: Naomi, before I punish you I want to tell you how I feel and how
you will feel after I punish you. I am VERY angry and disappointed with
you. NOT ONLY DID YOU DO SOMETHING WRONG AND STUPID,
YOU LIED, YOU WERE RUDE AND DISRESPECTFUL TO COMMANDER
CHAK! YOU ALSO TRIED TO BLAME ICHEB! AFTER I GET THROUGH
BLISTERING YOUR BUTT YOU WILL FEEL LIKE YOU SAT ON ROCKS
THAT WERE HEATED WITH A PHASER! AFTER I HAVE PUNISHED YOU
AND YOU HAVE CALMED DOWN YOU WILL APOLOGIZE TO
COMMANDER CHAKOTAY!!

The first spank caught her off guard. SPANK!

N: OWWWWWW!

SPANK! SPANK! SPANK! SPANK! SPANK!
SPANK! SPANK! SPANK! SPANK! SPANK! SPANK!
SPANK! SPANK!

N: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHUH! M-MOM STOP P-PLEASE!

Now Naomi tried to cover her sore bottom. I moved her hands
and picked up a wooden hairbrush. SPANK! SPANK! SPANK! SPANK!
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SPANK! SPANK! SPANK! SPANK! She was wailing now.

N: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Then I used a ping pong paddle. SPANK! SPANK! SPANK!
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N: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

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N: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW
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MOOOMMMM PPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS
EEEEEE STTTTTTTTTTTT TTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPP
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP! IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT HHHHH HHHHHHUUUUUUUURRRRRRTTTTS SOOOOOOOOOOOO BBBBBBBB
BBBBAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDD! I'LL BBBBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEE GGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDD!

=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\==/\=/\=/\=/\= Her butt was very red. I pulled her pants and underwear
back up. As soon as her pants and underwear touched her
very sore backside she yelped. She laid her head on my
shoulder and continued shrieking. I rubbed her back and
made soft calming noises to help her calm down. She was
shaking. I hugged her tighter and walked around the room
with her. She was just sobbing now. I removed the privacy lock.

SW: Computer, remove privacy lock authorization Wildman
delta six nine two zero zero one.

CPU: Privacy lock removed.

SW: Come on lets go see Commander Chak.

I put her down and we left.
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SW: Commander, I believe that Naomi has something to tell you.

N: I am sorry I lied, was rude and disrespectful to you, Commander
Chakotay.

Chak bent down so that he and Naomi were face to face.

C: Apology excepted, Naomi.
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She ran to her room and lay face down on her bed. I looked at
the clock it was 1800 hours. I decided to use some salve to help
relieve the soreness. I went into her room. She had taken her pants
off to relieve the pain. I pulled her underwear down and begun.
When I put the salve on her she howled. I tried to hurry up so that
I didn't cause her anymore pain. When I finished I brought her
night gown. She put it on.

SW: Why did you reprogram the replicators?

N: It's a long story.

SW: Go ahead and tell me.

=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\= N: Okay, here it is. It all started on Stardate 8006.23 the day of the
away mission to retrieve dilithium. When TJ and I heard Captain
Janeway and Commander Chakotay composing the away team.
Tom,B'Elanna,Harry, Tuvok and she hadn't decided on anyone else.
We asked could we go and she said no because we were too young.
Our feelings were hurt. Then Neelix suggested Icheb. She put Icheb
on the away team. As you can imagine TJ and I were mad. We
couldn't believe that she picked 'we are the Borg, you will be
assimilated, resistance is futile' Icheb over us. We lied to B'Elanna
about why we were going to the holodeck. We said we wanted to run
TJ's park program. That is where we came up with the plan. We
knew only the Chief Engineer could reprogram the replicators. So
all we said was 'computer reprogram all replicators to only
replicate cake.,authorization Torres gamma two zero zero two.' And
it was finished. The next day we were in the middle of reprograming
them again when Commander Chakotay caught us. You know the
rest.
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Part Four
Disclaimer: See part one.
Rating: R for language.
Summary: See part two.
Spoilers: 30 Days

It was 0700 is I am on the Bridge. I am at the helm, Harry
is at the Ops station, Tuvok is at the Tactical station, the Captain
and Commander are in their command chairs. Harry sent me a
message:



he'll get in trouble for quite awhile.>

Ne: Neelix to Captain Janeway.

J: Janeway here.

Ne: Captain we have a situation in the mess hall.

J: I'm on my way. Janeway out. Tuvok you're with me.
Commander you have the bridge.
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Minutes later the Captain commed me.

J: Mister Paris, my ready room, now!

I commed B'Elanna.

TP: Paris to Torres-Paris.

BT-P: Torres-Paris here.

TP: B'Elanna, TJ is in trouble again.

BT-P: What did he do this time?

TP: I don't know. I was at the helm when Neelix commed the Captain
and said there was a situation in the mess hall. Her and Tuvok went
to the mess hall and just commed me. They must've used the
transporters.

J: MISTER PARIS!

TP: Gotta go. Paris out.

I went to her ready room and was shocked at what I saw.

=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\= J: Janeway to Ensign Wildman.

SW: Wildman here Captain.

J:Ensign come to my ready room, now! Janeway out.

When Sam came into the ready room she was shocked to see
Naomi, TJ and Icheb with Neelix's hair pasta in their hair. TJ
was covered in leola root stew. Naomi was covered in leola root
casserole. Icheb and Metzoti was covered in pleeka and leola root
casserole.

TP: TJ, what the @#%$! happened to you? You smell like you fell in a
pot of leola root stew.

I ran to the replicator and punched in my ID.

TP: One twentieth century gas mask.

When it appeared I went back to my son.

J: MISTER PARIS! THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER!

TP: I know Captain. They really smell.

J: Computer initiate air freshener authorization Janeway omega five.

When the air was nice and clean again I recycled the gas mask.

J: Icheb and Metzoti, since this is your first infraction of the rules I'll
let you off with a warning this time. Go get cleaned up. Dismissed.
Lieutenant Paris,Lietunant Tuvok and Ensign Wildman please leave
the ready room.

TJ looked at me. All I could do was shrug my shoulders. Sam and I left.
I heard, `Computer initiate privacy lock authorization Janeway omega
one two three four five.'

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blinking meaning I had a message.





















J: Lieutenant Paris, please come to my ready room now!

I went.
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J: You have the remainder of the day off. Take Thomas Jr.,
Naomi home.

TP: Yes, Captain.

I dropped Naomi off at her quarters and then TJ and I went to
our quarters. When we got to our quarters TJ started crying.
I knew why he was crying. 1) He knew he was in trouble
2) He knew he would be punished and 3) He was still sore from
yesterday. He looked up at me and asked `Am I in trouble'

TP: Yes, you most certainly are.

TJ: I'm sorry.

TP: That's not gonna work, TJ. You will be punished.

While he was taking a shower I was preparing for his spanking. When
he came out I put him across my knee. SPANK

TJ: OOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
WW!

He started kicking. He was bawling already and that was only the first
spank. He had nine more coming up. SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK
SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK

TJ: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

I pulled his underwear and pants back up and sat him gently on my lap.
He was wailing. He put his head on my shoulder and continued to wail.
I rubbed his back and made soothing noises to calm him down. I told
him that I still loved him and always will no matter what he say or do.
When he had cried himself out I put him in bed. I kissed him on the
forehead.

J: Janeway to Paris.

TP: Paris, here Captain.

J: Tom,I need to see you in my ready room right away.

TP: Okay. I'm on my way. Paris out.
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When Tom brought Naomi home I was still mad. She started
crying. I knew why she was crying. 1) She knew she was in
trouble 2) She knew she would be punished and 3) She was
still sore from yesterday. She looked up at me and asked `Am
I in trouble?'

SW: Yes, you most certainly are.

N: I'm sorry.

SW:That's not gonna work, Naomi. You will be punished.

While she was taking a shower I was preparing for her spanking.
When she came out I put her across my knee. SPANK

N: OOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
WW!

She started kicking. She was bawling already and that was only the
first spank. She had nine more coming up. SPANK SPANK SPANK
SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK

N: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

I pulled her underwear and pants back up and sat her gently on my
lap. She was wailing. She put her head on my shoulder and continued
to wail. I rubbed her back and made soothing noises to calm her down.
I told her that I still loved her and always will no matter what she say or
do. When she had cried herself out I put her in bed. I kissed her on the
forehead.

J: Janeway to Wildman.

SW: Wildman, here Captain.

J: Sam,I need to see you in my ready room right away.

SW: Okay. I'm on my way. Wildman out.
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Part Six
Disclaimer: See part one.
Rating: R for language.
Summary: See part two.

I ran into Tom and B'Elanna on the way to the Captain's ready room.

SW: What's going on?

BT-P: I don't know I was in Engineering running a warp core diagnostic
when the Captain called me to her ready room.

TP: I don't know but I bet it has something to do with that incident in
the mess hall.

=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\= When we got there to say the Captain looked mad is an understatement
she looked furious. She didn't give us a chance to sit down before she
started demanding answers.

J: WHAT THE @#%$ IS WRONG WITH TJ AND NAOMI?! THEY HAVE
BEEN NOTHING BUT TROUBLE! I WANNA KNOW WHAT'S GOING
ON AND I WANNA KNOW NOW!

TP: What do you mean?

SW: I think she means the food fight in the mess hall this morning.

BT-P: WHAT FOOD FIGHT? Tom you didn't tell me about that.

TP: I didn't find out about it until after I talked to you this morning.

SW: What happened in the mess hall? Who started that food fight
anyway?

J: According to Neelix TJ and Naomi started it. Apparently, Naomi
and TJ were eating when Icheb and Metzoti came in. As Icheb
and Metzoti were walking by the table carrying their food Naomi
stuck her foot out and tripped Metzoti. Icheb told Naomi that she did
that on porpoise and she said it was an accident. Then TJ said and
I quote `For Borg children you guys are clumsy.' Then Icheb said
'At least I have friends' which made TJ very mad. TJ then punched
Icheb in the face which made them start fighting. Naomi came to
TJ's defense by saying,`At least he has more friends than you'll ever
have' which made Naomi and Metzoti start fighting. When Tuvok
and I got there TJ had Icheb on the floor punching him and Naomi
had Metzoti pinned against the wall. Tuvok had to pull TJ off of
Icheb.

=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\= BT-P: So because of this you think there is something going on
between the four of them?

J: There must be.

SW: Why?

J: Computer, what command code was used to reprogram the
replicators?

C: Command code Torres gamma two zero zero two.

TP: There must be a pattern to all of this. Let's see this morning the
food fight, yesterday the replicators and before that....

TP,BT-P,SW,J: The away mission!

TP & BT-P: TJ said they asked you to go on the away mission and when...

SW: You said no their feelings were hurt.
=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=
Part Seven
Disclaimer: See part one.
Rating: PG 13
Summary: See part two.

C: Chakotay to Janeway.

J: Janeway here.

C: Captain, an unauthorized shuttle launch is taking place.

J: On our way. Janeway out. Tom and B'Elanna you're with me.
Sam go to Astrametrics and help Seven.

SW: Aye Captain.

=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\= I hadn't been on the Bridge in a long time.

When we got there the Captain stood on the command level, Tom
took the Helm and I took the Engineering station.

J: On screen.

Right in the pilot's seat was TJ and at tactical was Naomi.

TJ: Hello Captain,Commander,Harry,Tuvok,mom and dad.

N: Hello Captain,Commander,Harry,Tuvok,B'Elanna and Tom.

J: Return to Voyager at once!

TJ: Oh, we will...

N: After we take it for a spin.

They laughed.

J: Harry, beam them to the brig.

H: Captain, they have their shields rotating on a multiphasic
frequency.

J: Change your shields.

N: And if we don't?

J: Tuvok, fire a light phaser beam.

Tu: Aye Captain.

The phaser beam has no affect on the Delta Flyer.

TJ & N: See ya later. By the way it's on autopilot.

They go to warp and are gone.

J: Mister Paris, follow their warp trail at warp 9.

TP: Aye Captain.

Voyager goes to warp and are gone.
=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=
Part Eight
Disclaimer: See part one.
Rating: R for language
Summary: See part two.

H: Captain, I am detecting 20 ships 80 kilometers ahead.

J: Mister Kim, hail them.

H: Channel open.

J: This is Captain Kathryn Janeway of the Federation Starship
Voyager. We have reason to believe that two of our crewmen
are here.

A humanoid alien appeared on screen.

Agent#3: I am Agent#3 of the Delta Quadrant Task Force Section 3.
How may I be of service?

J: We are looking for two children of ours.

Agent#3: How do they look?

J: One is a Human-Klingon male with light skin,blonde hair,
Klingon ridges,about 4'10" and wearing a yellow uniform. The other is a Human-Ktarian female
with brown hair,light skin,Ktarian ridges,about 4'10" and wearing
the same uniform. Their names are Thomas Eugene Paris,Jr. but
he goes by TJ and Naomi Wildman. They were in a shuttlecraft
called the Delta Flyer.

Agent#3: I will check with the head of the Delta Quadrant Task Force
Section 3. Agent#3 out."
=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=
((((THESE ARE THE THOUGHTS OF SEVEN VOYAGER CREWMEMBERS))))
TP: *TJ's @#%! is in VERY BIG trouble.*

BT-P: *TJ, will wish he never had step foot on the Delta Flyer.*

J: *Thomas Eugene Paris, Jr. and Naomi Wildman you two will be
punished by me and your parents.*

C: *I feel sorry for TJ and Naomi. You DO NOT want to take anything
that has to do with Voyager.*

Tu: *A VERY illogical choice.*

H: *Deja vu.*

SW: *Naomi, is in VERY BIG trouble.*
=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=
((((BACK TO THE STORY))))

H: Captain, we're being hailed.

J: On screen, Ensign.

Agent#3: Captain, we have them at headquarters.

J: Can we come an get them?

Agent#3: Yes,but only their parents and a security officer can
come.

J: Okay. Janeway out. Tuvok,Tom and B'Elanna go to shuttlebay
one and I'll get Sam to meet you there.

TP,BT-P & Tu: Aye Captain.

We met Sam in shuttlebay one. We decided on the Sacajawea.
The seating arrangments were: me @ the helm,B'El @ ops,
Tuvok @ tactical and Sam @ co-pilot. After we got that figured out
I started the preflight sequence.

TP: Navagational,propultion systems and engines all on line.

BT-P: The warp core,transporters,warp coil,thrusters,communications, environmental systems and the antimatter containment fields are online.

SW: Escape pods are all online.

Tu: Forward and aft phasers,tractor beam,tachion beam,photon
torpedoes,long and short range sensors and shields are online.

TP: Sacajawea to the Brdge.

J: Go ahead, Tom.

TP: Sacajawea ready for luanch.

J: Acknowledged. Janeway out. Harry, open the shuttlebay door.

=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\=/\= Part Nine
Disclaimer: See part one.
Rating: R for language
Summary: See part two.

It only took us ten minutes to get there. When we got there they
were waiting for us. As soon as we were at the shuttle I contacted
Voyager.

BT-P: Torres-Paris to Voyager.

H: Go ahead, B'Elanna.

BT-P: We have them.

H: Acknowledged. What's your ETA?

BT-P: If we can get them on the shuttle without a fuss ten minutes
if not maybe twenty. What are we gonna do about the Flyer?

H: The Captain,Commander Chakotay and Seven have beamed to
the site where the Flyer is.

BT-P: Acknowledged. Torres-Paris out.